There is no one in my house tonight. There has been no one here for months. A couple of weeks ago a sweet woman brought me a frying pan. Said I should stop living like a hermit bachelor. I took a picture of myself holding the frying pan. I thought I might print it out and hang it on the…
Can we all think about that for a minute?
Over 33,000,000 people
are standing in the streets
as they have been for days
and their act of valor is unprecedented in the history of mankind
no one is talking about it
FUCKIN BEDS MAN
THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUCKIN EGG AND IT CAN LIGHT UP AND IT’S CUSHY
THIS ONE’S ALL SUSPENDED AND SCIENCE-Y
THIS ONE LOOKS NATURISH BUT THEN IT’S LIKE BAM AND HAS THESE LITTLE ICE PLASTIC SHIT GOIN ON IT’S SO COOL
THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING SNUGGLE CORNER UNDER THE STAIRS
BOING BOING MOTHERFUCKERS
SHIPPITY SHIP SHIP
HERES ONE WITH A FUCKIN NEST IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT
If everything is a window, if the wound is a window, if heartbreak is a window, if grief is a window, if the storm is a window, if illness is a window, if loss is a window, you will say you live in a house made entirely of glass, you will say the moon is so close you can catch its reflection on your silver spoon, you will say your spoon is a silver spoon, you will feed yourself light, you will be hungry for nothing but people whose hearts will never close the blinds.
The ribcage wishes it had a different name. Maybe something like “Spine”. Something that says, “I’ve got your back, but you are free to go.” I write so my heart will know it is free to go. The way the river knows. I want nothing more than to be a smooth stone. To be softened by the roughest waters. Skip me on my back across the red sea. I have always been awkward in my human. Some people love themselves easily. For me, it feels strange, like kissing with braces.
Things I need:
- Blackmilk middle earth dress & tree of gondor swimsuit
- those fancy new nike free bionic sneakers
- enough money to fucking afford crossfit bc it’s 130 or so a damn month and my 65 bucks a month for kickboxing is already a huge expense for me
- someone to teach me how one begins weightlifting???? DO I JUST START PICKING THINGS UP SOMEONE HELP
- a job that pays more than 8 an hour and doesn’t make me embarrassed as fuck to be seen at
- SOMEONE TO FUCKING WATCH CONTINUUM SO I CAN SCREAM AT YOU AT THE END OF EVERY EPISODE.
Dat is all. Also tomorrow is the annual fourth of July party or should I say THE STAR SPANGLED HAMMERED EXTRAVAGANZA! And I’m literally bouncing up and down bc we’ve been waiting 365 days for this it’s better than christmas. Okay idk why I posted any of this.